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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
jeezus johnson no.
im not going to can thru that tripe in search of a quote.
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christ. what a baby. no wonder you choked on the dissertation. the whole point of this thread (and why it exists as a drinking game -- drink when you hear innuendo) is that it's sooo easy it hurts. it would be like opening finnegan's wake and drinking everytime you found a nonsense word. i think this was actually joyce's intention.
i mean... come. on.
Lucas actually wanted to call it Cock Wars, but a close friend convinced him "star" was cockney rhyming slang for penis. let's examine the opening scene in more detail
a large "star" destroyer sucks and swallows the full length of a rebel ship.
vader bursts the virginal seal on his daughter's ... ahem.. diplomatic ship, spraying its lower passages with hundreds of white single-minded warriors.
vader chokes his dangling prisoner while looking for the plans for his huge metal space balls. (he's got two... and his son won't stop busting them)
leia records amateur porn to entice a lonely old hermit to do her bidding. accidently sends the porn to her own brother. tells her daddy: i'm a big princess now and i don't like it when you touch me there.
luke runs away from home because his "uncle" wants to erase his hot incest porn...
C-3PO: "Ooh!"
Luke: "What are you doing hiding back there?"
....seriously.