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Old 03.19.2008, 06:59 PM   #132
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hey, CUNTWAGS. who you call baby? i didn't choke on no dissertation--i didnt even start the bitch. i simply made a pretty accurate calculation that the payoff for the investment was close to nil. what the fuck do you do in america with a phd in latin american literature? nobody wants to fucking read, even in their own language. doubtful? go get one yourself & get back to me with the results.

anyway. star wars is fucking stupid. the dialogue is shit. alec guiness said so too. so, im not going thru that tripe in search of a quote. that's right. there's no joy in it for me.

now plowing thru finnegans wake is fucking delicious. but i can't spend my whole day on it-- i'm no longer living off shitty assistantships and absurd loans. mabye when i'm on vacation?

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Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
christ. what a baby. no wonder you choked on the dissertation. the whole point of this thread (and why it exists as a drinking game -- drink when you hear innuendo) is that it's sooo easy it hurts. it would be like opening finnegan's wake and drinking everytime you found a nonsense word. i think this was actually joyce's intention.

i mean... come. on.

Lucas actually wanted to call it Cock Wars, but a close friend convinced him "star" was cockney rhyming slang for penis. let's examine the opening scene in more detail


a large "star" destroyer sucks and swallows the full length of a rebel ship.

vader bursts the virginal seal on his daughter's ... ahem.. diplomatic ship, spraying its lower passages with hundreds of white single-minded warriors.

vader chokes his dangling prisoner while looking for the plans for his huge metal space balls. (he's got two... and his son won't stop busting them)

leia records amateur porn to entice a lonely old hermit to do her bidding. accidently sends the porn to her own brother. tells her daddy: i'm a big princess now and i don't like it when you touch me there.

luke runs away from home because his "uncle" wants to erase his hot incest porn...


C-3PO: "Ooh!"
Luke: "What are you doing hiding back there?"






....seriously.
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