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Originally Posted by Johnny "Magic Fingers"
Tsk Tsk Tsk . . .
I can see the advertisement for this right now...
BARTENDER: Whaddya have, missy?
SOPHISTICATED GAL: I'll have a shot of Pony Ding Dong Serum . . . on the rocks, with a twist of lime.
BARTENDER: Comin' right up!
[BARTENDER serves SOPHISTICATED GAL her drink. SOPHISTICATED GAL takes a swig, gargles and then swallows.]
SOPHISTICATED GAL: Mmmmmmmm, tangy!
TOKEN GAY GUY: Hey! I'll have what she's having!
VOICE OVER: Yes, Pony Ding Dong Serum - with its smooth creamy textures and fresh woody aromas,
it's the perfect after dinner beverage for your next soirée or as a treat after a hard day at the office.
Pony Ding Dong Serum - from the people who brought you this . . . .
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MP-ymBcgs7A
(CAUTION! - The sound is quite loud on this!) |
Im at the internet at the mall where I work, so Im not going to click the utube link.
though, Im not sure I could ask for that at a bar anyway. it takes me long enough to get served and Im usually far too thirsty by the time I actually get to ordering to be a smart ass.
I drink gin and cranberry.