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today a plant in our house gave birth to a hundred baby grasshoppers.
I've had this happen once before (while living with a girl who was deathly afraid of...get this....grasshoppers), but I never thought it'd happen again.
it's like a majick trick. one minute, nothing. the next, an assplosion of grasshoppers.
today on the way home from work, girlgun called me freaking out.
thankfully, she's only afraid of spiders because there were a fuck-ton of baby bugs in the kitchen window!
words don't describe just how many fucking bugs can come out of a very small plant.
MORAL OF THIS LONG ASS BLOG: don't bring outdoor plants in, and never consort with demons.
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