These are pickup lines that I have used, guaranteed not to work.
- Hi
- Hey
- Hi, my name is Julian.
- (in response to "I like your velvet underground t-shirt") Yeah, they are ok.
- (in response to "I like your beard/hair/something") Oh really? I just haven't shaved in awhile/ brushed my hair today.
- (in response to "my boyfriend bla bla bla") Oh, he sounds like a nice guy.
- (in response to "do you smoke?") No, I've got terrible lungs, don't want to fuck em up more.
- (in response to an offer to fetch me another drink) No, I've had enough, I don't really want to get drunk tonight.
- (seeing a girl miraculously sitting on my bed) Hey, lets find out if there are any parties going on tonight.
- (in response to "I love your Don Cab shirt") *insert anything here about having indie connections*
- (in response to "I think you are a good guitar player/singer") I'm not really at my best today/I'm not techincally that good/I hate my voice
- (in response to "Why do all my guy friends fall for me?") I don't know, guys are stupid.
- Any honest question masked as a joke
- Blatantly telling a girl how you feel towards them
That is all I can think of for now. NO, these were not all used on the same woman.