1. What was the first concert you ever want to? Ozzfest '98.
2. Have you ever been bitten by a dog/cat/squirrel/ect.? A dog bit me on the ass.
3. What is yr drink of choice? SOYLATE MILK.
4. Have you ever made an ass out of yourself at a party? No.
5. Have you ever met anyone famous? Bill Gates, Steve Albini...
6. Name your worst nightmare.
7. What is the coolest t-shirt you own? KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE.
8. Who is your hero? None.
9. Are you or ever have been in a band? Nah.
10. Where would be your dream vacation? A nice tight asshole.