amsterdam: girl fell asleep in the shower for 10 hours and i thought she was dead. stag party turned up and put drugs in my bag without me knowing. next door was a porno theatre, over the road was a hookers flat. not very relaxing.
prague: noisy school kids running around knocking on my door at 5am, racist australians.
LA: found out the place i was staying had closed down previously due to utter dirtiness and public health law violation. arguments with staff, noisy, smelly, dirty, no kistchen. more racist australians.
seattle: my room had a priest, a redneck on trial for fraud (although i am pretty sure it was assault), a fundamentalist algerian, two drunk english guys. imagine the conversations!
athens: first night there police where called for a disturbance which escalated into a brawl. i was almost involved seeing as how some of the people where staying in my room.
crete: cockroaches.
thats all i can think of for now.
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