So if you've ever wondered how a gentleman is supposed to conduct oneself in the company of a 'Lady of the Night' read the link below.
Everything you ever wanted to know is addressed right here:
http://www.monalisamodels.com.au/guide.html
This page is text only - so it's quite safe (No rude images). Can't say the same though, if you decide to follow the links.
Below is a taste of what's on offer.....
How to behave with a date..
If you are the type of gentleman we desire and respect at Mona Lisa Models ™, you will already know these basic guidelines inside out. The following will no doubt be amusing for you, and is intended as such :-).
If by some chance you have never booked an elite courtesan before, or have had any uncertainties/ disappointments in the past, or wish to know how to get the best experience and response from your companion, (or women in general, for the rest of your life!), it is very important for you to read on. A daunting page, yes, but SO worth the read:
Preferred Client Behaviour:
(how to be a gentleman with a lady!)
Start at the beginning:
"Hiring an 'adult professional', whatever the level, is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is: if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. Treat adult entertainers the same way you treat other professionals. And like other professionals, these women will treat you as a valued client, and may even become 'friends' on a business level. They look forward to seeing you again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients.
The call girls who work for escort agencies and courtesan services make a living at their jobs just like women who have other jobs. So yes, they are doing it for the money. But that's just their occupation, which most people choose because they enjoy it. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too, but he no doubt enjoys his work. It's the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend, and he may enjoy working on your car because you're a good client. The same kind of relationship can be established with your adult entertainer. If you become a regular caller, you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together -- and you will enjoy it more. Your escort will generally enjoy most of her work, otherwise she wouldn't be doing it."
The actual site is most amusing and goes into explicit detail about the ins and outs (HA!) and do's and don't's of being with these $1000-$10,000 'courtesans'. At that price, I'm in no danger of ever ending up at "Mona Lisa's Models" - but laughing my head off at this site - that don't cost a thing....