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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I've known couch-hoppers who inexplicably get super hot girls on a pretty regular basis.
One of them (to be fair, he had his own place at the time, but has been a couch-hopper pretty recently) even got a gorgeous flamenco dancer to date him for a period of time. I was pretty amazed.

i knew this cokehead whose only possession was a suitcase of chef knives who for some time dated this hot, upper class, professional girl i knew.

but anyway you gotta be able to buy her a sandwich.

i'd discuss my dark past at this point but this isn't the place...