ha ha ha.
as someone with no propriety to speak or presume of, i'll just say that, having been the recipient of the benefits of a-- ahem-- tongue piercing (i am not saying when or by who, but it was a nice silver barbell), i can easily extrapolate the benefits that the receiver of the depicted penis would obtain from the featured piercing. come to think of it, i might just go ahead & get one. provided i manage to avoid a gangrened dick & still can piss in a single stream, i'd consider it an added weapon in my already mighty arsenal
