or he is one of those dudes that likes to head to the woods with a full backpack of the raunchiest porno for a full weekend of masturbation and ejaculation, which he aims at all the trees surrounding him the a clearing of his choosing thereby covering thjem all up with his meatcreme and at the end of the night on Sunday his Magick is finished and his penis grows a full three inches extra on full moons with the aid of three sub demons and a couple of demigods. These things are quite common you know.
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