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I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with.
Actually I'd probably read the bible for 5 minutes. I'd probably read some Psalms and some John.
Wait, last 5 things I would say?
5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with"
4. *masturbates franticly
3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats"
2. "For god so *hiccupped* the world. . ."
1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will *hiccup* no . . . KABOOM
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