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I had an embarassing moment recently when I went into my local off-licence (translation to US = shop that sells alcohol) with a girl I'd just started seeing to get some rizlas and a supersize bar of Fruit and Nut, when the guy behind the counter seemed to automatically reach behind to get me one of those alcoholic-friendly sized 500ml bottles of dodgy foreign Whiskey. I'd bought one from him twice that week in one of those post-pub 'why stop now?' mindsets. Now the guy in the shop thinks I'm an alkie, and so does she.
And the moral of the message is? In order to maintain anonymity, never buy cheap 500ml bottles of whiskey from the same place twice.
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