Originally Posted by Danny Himself

If you could call him a famous person- Piers Morgan.







His mother should have drowned him in a pan when he was a baby before his tosser-faced smuggery stained society. Complete ponce. He even has his diary published weekly by the Daily Mail.

Runners up include monkey boy Lee Evans and his high-pitched twattery;




..and universally hated Porky The Pig look-alike Jimmy Carr. Smart-arse.