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When I'm made president for life of England town (which will be in the year 2011, the 100th anniversary of the great Squirrel Prestilence of Grimsby), I will enact an order stating that anyone who thinks they "deserve more" will be punished by being launched from a giant catapult, whilst in the background, a giant PA system will play REM's "Shiny Happy People". That'll teach the great unwashed, goddammit.
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Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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