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q:
i'm a well-instructed young man, mentally stable, but i'm always talking with my penis.
if i'm alone, i talk him about my problems, and i always have a talk with him before having intercourse.
i know it sounds crazy, but for some reason it makes me feel good with myself. do i have a problem?
a:
yes! you do have a problem!
but let's be realists, who doesn't?
inumerous men and women talk with their teddy bears, their image reflected in a mirror, or even with deceased friends and family members.
as long as you dont start talking with your penis in public, why worry? think him as an adult version of an imaginary friend that everybody,
at a point of their lifes, already had! and it's great you both have that good relationship, and it migth be that someday you will find a partner willing to take part in the conversation! now, promess me that if someday you get an answer from your penis you will look for help!