I pulled a crypto the other day
I wore a v neck
my chest hair was out for the world to see
ladies drooled
they told me
"you so crypto Rob!" and then (and I don;t know if this happens to you crypto) they rubbed my cock n balls through my jeans cuz they were so excited, and then I smoked hash, and then...
wait, i think this was a dream. never mind!
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