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To cut urself i have prepared u a set of instructions
1) attend cutting school and make sure u pass with a certificate saying ur eligible to cut
1) open ur medicine cupboard
2) take lots of bandages
3) get nething sharp
4) close the cupboard and look at a mirror
5) think of y ur cutting
6) drop the blade and save urself
14) attend cutting school and make sure u pass with a certificate saying ur eligible to cut
alternate
7) Place blade on skin
8)press firmly
9)pull as ur pressing it to the skin
10) stab urself
11) jump of a cliff
12) rob a bank
13) kill ur girlfriend since u started cutting
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These people are unfunnier than us.