Scissor Shock.
I got this from an article I was reading in study hall about bad haircuts in cosmogrrl... the teen version of cosmopolitan. Anyway, scissor shock means "to get a bad haircut". I looked up "scissor shock" in google and there wasn't a single web page found, which shocked me. So, I decided it'd be a perfect band name, and now when you look it up on google 99% of the matches are the band...
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