I only started playing about two years ago and still haven't progressed beyond power chords yet. I have a standard black American Fender Strat but went into a guitar shop really drunk a couple of months ago and REALLY stupidly came out with this piece of crap. Sorry, don't have a digital camera so a'll have to use a web pic - not that I'd lie about something as awful as this anyway. And to make matters even worse, it's in white!
I wouldn't mind, but I don't even like Pantera.
And the moral of the story is ... never go into a guitar shop while drunk.