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Man on the phone, working at a store I was in:
"Just send me the papers or I'm going to get really fucking mad. I'm fucking sick of this, I just want you to send the god damn papers."
Kid I know, talking to some other kid:
Yeah I used to live on the street, I had a big problem with crack."
(That is pure bull by the way...)
My teacher:
"Hey it's me, I'm not feeling well so I wont be coming in today... HAHAHA! Yeah, I'm just kidding. HAHAHA! So do you have any news?"
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