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A dog walks into a telegram office and writes: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examines the paper and tells the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"But," the dog replies, "that would make no sense at all."
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