[nomadicfollower]

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I'd freak out because there is nobody around to have kinky pre-apocalyptic sex with.


Wait, last 5 things I would say?

5. "Oh my god the world is ending and I don't have anyone to have sex with"
4. *masturbates franticly
3. walks down stairs, starts downing vodka "I love you mom, dad, siblings, cats"
2. "For god so *hiccupped* the world. . ."
1. As I walk through the valley nobody knows how dry I am from death, for I will *hiccup* no . . . KABOOM

Exactly.