"i'm weird!! i'm weird!!! therefore a genius but it's only a cover to fool critics to think i'm nothing but a twat from iceland"
"joy division ripoffs you say? pfff they couldn't look as twatish in armani as we do".
"daddy told us to go shop in madison avenue, but all the hip twats know it's st marks place where you really have to max your platinum cards to look like twats"
"i hate it when they call me 'spokesman of generation twat', they should call me emperor".