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Originally Posted by alyasa
that's 71 years in the future....
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Yep. I'll be be a sexy and limber 91 year old.
I'll probably have to get one of these done though:
"Before the introduction of Viagra, men suffering from impotence often underwent surgery for penile implants, the simplest of which consists of two bendable, semi-rigid rods that are inserted in the penis through an incision. When you feel the situation demands an erection, you just bend you wazoo into an upright position (see photo), since what you basically have is a giant pipe cleaner. The chief drawback of this method is that you are left with a permanent erection, which can be something of an embarrassment in locker rooms and whatnot. Such surgery was pioneered in 1972, which means there are men waltzing around with boners lasting 27
years."
-Sexualrecords.com
Except add some length to that penis. I feel bad for that guy, looks like he has a smallie.