stick a pen under the strings right where the um... "nut" is.. is that right? Right next to the pickups. Those things that bolt together, where the strings come through. I forget what it's called.
Stick a crumpled piece of paper under the strings. Can make it sound like a fucked up banjo.
Tie a shoelace together around the strings to make a fucked up cappo...
Detune your strings a lot and "tie" them together.. for example, put the bottom string in the 5th or 4th.. uh... string hole. I really neeed to learn what the parts of a guitar are called.
Alligator clips.
Forks.
Paper clips.
Obviously, using a slide when playing or a whammy bar is usually good for fucked up sounds.
Leave your guitar in the rain.
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