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i've got a friend who has shat herself at least twice, once when she was out drinking with her boss, her line manager had to wipe her arse for her because she was so drunk she couldn't do it herself, and then once after her birthday party, her boyfriend found a trail of poo leading from the toilet to their bedroom and she was naked on the floor trying to clean up the trail with a tissue and the poo still stuck to her foot, she said she thought she must have trod in dogshit on the way home.
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