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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i bet your wife is like 30 times hotter.

i don't know what people think is "hot", and i couldn't care less about popular opinions, but she's fucking wonderful-- and she'll be even more so when she's old, wrinkled, and fat, because she's the kind of person who's constantly evolving. we're talking a different plane of existence here.

but on the interwebs, i'm all about the lowest common denominator!