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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Oh yeah, and all that business about taking your socks off beforehand? That's a definite no-no I'm afraid. My socks only come off for my monthly bath, so I can use them as a flannel.
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A friend of mine showed me his wank sock once. Never mind the smell, imagine the sight of a sports sock covered in dried yellowing semolina. Ugh. Needless to say, I dragged him down to the pub soon afterwards, and we never spoke of the sock again.