Speaking of spiders, I used to live in this shitty duplex here in FL pretty damn close to the woods, and these huge brown recluses used to crawl through the vents. I'm talking the size of your fist. I'd have to kill at least 3 a day with hairspray and a shovel.
Anyway, one day I woke up to about 5 on my ceiling and walls (one was like less than a foot away from me) and I freaked the fuck out. Never again am I living near woods.
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