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I got hit by a grapefruit sized snowball thrown from a car once. It knocked me on my arse and winded me so hard I thought I was going to die. I didn't.
But, I think they should make snow illegal cos if snow was illegal then there wouldn't be any snow, and if there wasn't any snow then people wouldn't be able to make illegal, grapefruit sized snowballs, and if they couldn't make grapefruit sized snowballs then they wouldn't be able to throw them at passersby from speeding cars.
Whilst they're at it they might as well make throwing illegal as well, that way there wouldn't be any throwing, and the people that threw the grapefruit sized snowball at me wouldn't have been able to throw it at me, because that would have been illegal.
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