HELLO!!!!
Yep, Melly's just come back from a stag do in Brighton, and there two things I'd like to say (actually, three things):
1. I've been "banned" (again!) from talking about Whitehouse at every given opportunity (the stag no likey them). What's wrong with me....I dont' even fancy William Bennett at all...d'oh!
2. I tell the worst stories - some of them were so crappy, that the stag dubbed my wafflings "Melly stories". So Smelly strikes again.
3. When on a stag do, remember the "testorenone=farts" rule. We were at a karaoke bar yesterday afternoon, and frankly, the room
stank.
4 (Yep, more I'm afraid) - Don't try and outwit female bar staff about sex stories- they'll win every time.
5 - There's limits to what I would do as a gay man, and seeing a guy dressed up in a nurse's uniform, murdering the hits of the day in pub is one of 'em
Anyway, latinos - big up to the cholo and, er, chola?, massive! Symbol guy and Kegmama get total respect from me.