[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

*Cantakerous in NYC, gets cheque*
*Looks at cheque, realises it post dated to year 2500*
"Melly you fuckwit, think you can outsmart me, eh? Well, missy britches, we'll see about that. Laser eyesight - full power! Aim for Clapham"

*Melly in Clapham, having a coffee and cigarette*
"Hmm, what a lovely day, look at the sky.....hey, what's those red glowing lines coming towards me?"
BRRRRRZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

that would make a great film, wouldn't it?