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Old 03.25.2006, 07:52 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow
Vonnegut! Vonnegut! Vonnegut! Vonnegut! Vonnegut!
Anyone with a sense of humour should read his books

The documentary 'American Movie' about this amateur film-maker who makes awful b movie horror and his permanently stoned friend. They live in a no hope tiny town and have ideas above their station. It's kind of sad that they are so deluded but it is absolutely hilarious for the same reasons, sometimes it ventures into spinal tap territory it's so funny. One of my favourite films ever

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181288/
Some good quotes

Mark: Would you buy this movie for $14.95
Mike: Yeah, hell yeah, man.
Mark: If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.
Mike: Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.

Mark: I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery to take care of something. I walked in the bathroom, and in the middle toilet right there... somebody didn't shit in the toilet, somebody shat on the toilet. They shat on the wall, they shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds man, I just stared at somebody's shit, man. To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really, really profound moment. Cuz I was thinkin', "I'm 30 years old, and in about 10 seconds I gotta start cleaning up somebody's shit, man."

Mark:Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's pathetic, man. Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2:00 in the morning? That's senseless. But that's what happens, man.

http://www.demonoid.com/torrents/details/275076/
here's a torrent of it, everyone should watch it!

I watched that recently too. That spun me into a depression for weeks.

It was piteously funny, if that makes sense. Mark was so passionate about filmmaking, but his efforts were so half-assed, and his failure was imminent, so the whole time you're watching this film, you know you're watching a dying dog struggling to pull itself back up standing.

I admit though, Mike cracked me up. That guy was such a fuckin melt, you couldn't help but laugh at him.
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