the other grandpa got busted for pot in the 70s
and his wife aka my grandma aka the coolest woman in the world used to keep her acid in the freezer, and she had a glass of water but the acid got in the ice and she didn't know it...surprise trip while wallpapering the bathroom.
and one time no one had seen my uncle for a year or so
and then we saw him on the news at the dead show
and once i saw him in a diner dressed as elvis
needless to say he's my favourite uncle.
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