[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Merlin's a wicked name. Try and get one of the shooter haired ones. They're the ultimate when they cuddle up to you. Flippin spectacularly cute.

i know, how they're all warm and shakey

Originally Posted by Mostly Harmless

Those giant hands were the hottest part, gal.

i could pretty much kill someone with my bear/bare hands.

i have big feet too

and a really big head (most hats don't fit me)
i measured the circumference of it once and i think it was 23" or somehting freakishly large like that

now i'm waiting for someone to make a cock joke out of that