Schizo - that sounds like one of John Hodgman's "Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter"
In fact, it is very similar to this one:
A priest, a rabbi, and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.
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