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are you sad?

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no...
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lonely?

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nope...
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lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail?
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i guess i am!
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looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart?
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i don't know about no pinot grigio!
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LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE.
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i'll look no further-- but for how long...? i have a full morning schedule...
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every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown.
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ha ha ha that sounds awesome. yes.