[Mostly Harmless]

I can't really hate celebrities.
It's possiblie to "hate" musicians, because what they make tells me a lot about their taste. Tom Cruise might be the nicest motherfucker I've ever met- I can't say because I've never had the experience.
AC/DC music's, on the other hand, annoys the fuck outta me, and whenever I see shirts of them I think "What douchebags!" Because I've heard their music which I consider a statement about themselves. So if I met them in public I would be expecting loud, obnoxious idiots that were reflections of their music.
That's the closest I can come to hating celebrities.