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Originally Posted by greedrex
Dear advice dog
it's too hot
what can i do?
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Invest in an electric fan, an air conditioning system, or take off your clothes! Also, pour yourself a cool drink. You've earned it, chief.
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Originally Posted by westernquinoxrocks
HOW MUCH SHOUDL i SELL MY THROBBING GRISLT E24 HOUR BOX SET FOR ONEBAY
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As much as the public are willing to pay for it! I'd start the bidding at $20.
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Dear Advice Dog,
The last time I took advice from a disembodied dog's head, people got hurt.
How do I tell if you really are Satan's handmaiden and not just some figment of my imagination?
I realize that my faith demands I do yr bidding, but I'd like to make sure yr not just a side-effect from all the medication.
Yrs Truly,
Floatingslowly Fallingfaster
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Tie me up, throw me in a pond, and see if I float!