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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I move heavy things and work with tools and drive a giant truck for work and stuff, and my most recent visit to my parents' house involved moving a 350-lb chunk of granite, but I still would definitely qualify as a dandy by many, many definitions much of the time.

It's not easy being such a walking set of contradictions, I tell you.

no contradiction there. the original dandies were middle class men affecting an aristocratic aesthetic. by transposing this to the present, we have the equation:

truck driver + leather pants + cape = dandy