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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Man get the contortions. pretend I'm the advice dog's bitch and take my advice.
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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Which record shall I buy Advice Dog?:
The Contortions - Buy 1979
Or
Giant Panda - Electric Laser 2008
I can buy only one. Marry me advice dog!!!
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The Contortions record!
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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Dear Talking Dog's Head,
Girlgun told me that she thought I did something "not nice" to her butt last night. I swear it wasn't me.
Who should I blame?
Fevererishly Hallucinating,
YrPalFloSlo
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Tell her "baby, it was aaaaaaaalllllllll a dream", like, in Huggy Bear's voice or something.
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Originally Posted by nicfit
are you pookie's dog?
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No, Pookie doesn't like me!