Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Mostly Harmless
Advice Dog, what is the way to a woman's heart?
|
Advice Dog's 10 ways to a woman's heart:
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Don't call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by the ikara cult
Hello Advice Dog!
What is the best mixer/mixers to have with Vodka?
Thanks!
|
Coke is always the classic addition, but try experimenting with other pop too. Have you ever tried MILK? I bet Milk and Vodka is an interesting experience.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Dear advice dog,
I love you. Can I have positive rep for loving you?
|
I love you too. Yes! GOD, YES!!
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
Dear Advice Dog, why did you not answer my last question ?  |
Dude, it was a creepy question!
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
Dear Advice Dog,
How long before I end up in rehab?
Love,
Cantankerous
|
You will never let them put you in there.
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Death & The Maiden
Dear Advice Dog,
Should I get a job?
Eternally Yours
Death
|
Yes! Jobs generate money, which you can exchange for goods and services, i.e. food and hookers.