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Old 08.03.2008, 02:08 AM   #78
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Originally Posted by Advice Dog
Advice Dog's 10 ways to a woman's heart:

1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Don't call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.


Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough.
But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence?
I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog!
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