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Originally Posted by ithinkimissyou
Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a... golden retriever, or something.
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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.
oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless.
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oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress.
the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa!
anyway-- little children & in the bedroom are great movies by todd field. don't know what he did before but i don't care. beautiful movies, both of them.
tom perrotta, who wrote the novel, also wrote "election" (you know that one w/ a child white girl w/ the chin as the annoying snot and ferris bueller as the teacher who hates her).
oh man i must have alzeheimer's. i can't remember a thing today.