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at this huge outdoor shopping area in salt lake a few nights ago, i went into victoria's secret to play around with the makeup and get a new look and stood there saying things like "oh my, this blush contours my cheeks like you wouldn't believe it!" with a thick southern accent.
i nearly broke my nose that night. i tried to make eye contact with a guy checking me out, and when i did, i didn't see the pole right in front of me. i walked right into it.
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fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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