the following is a short transcript of a voicemail that was left on a coworker's phone. he's been gone for several months; but yesterday somebody decided to listen to his messages.
Quote:
man: don't do no drugs in front of me.
lady: I ain't doin' no drugs.
man: look me in the eye and say that.
lady: I ain't doin' 'em. I'm just keepin' it real.
man: .....mumble mumble.
lady: I'm jonesin' cold as a motherfucker though. where's the rubbin' akahol. my neck hurts like a motherfucker.
man: who you talkin' to?
lady: nobody, I'm on hold. I'm patient though. I can wait forever.
[blah blah blah blah blah]
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I HAVE to figure out a way to record this....it's almost as good as the old man who left a voicemail telling us that we were a bunch of sick degenerates for playing a commercial on TV about menstration.
good times.