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Rob Instigator Plan X
(*to be implimented upon first sign of "shit hittin' the fan", whatever it may be)
Find Willord Instigator, gather necesary weapons and supplies, Consult previously researched material regarding the nearest location of IMPORTANT, BELOVED &/OR FAMOUS PERSONAGES from this nation's past (USA)
*for example, James Dean, Richard Nixon, Mark Twain, Mae West, Walt Disney, whoever
, pick the closest one and go in the middle of the night, stand next to their graves and proceeed to unload round after round and case after case of machine gun bullets into the ground and just making it look all fucked up, leaving the headstone legible, then run away and drive to another random grave and do the same thing with grenades and then with whqatever we got, blowin shit up in a country-wide dash of inSANITY and adding just exactly that perfect amount of further surreality and bizzarre unspeakkable news items throughout the land as the story grows making people think fucked up shit about the connection between these famous grave desecrations and the zombie infestation, making people flip extra yeah
for real. It came to me a long time ago. I told willord and he said he is in.
we're gonna helpt push shit over the edge
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