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Come the day when I finally get my arse in gear and arrrange the 2010 Mellylympics, floatingslowly-style cock fighting will be one of the key events. Other events confirmed so far:
- Marathon drag-queen bitching (how long can the DQ's aim vicious verbal slashes at each other before needing to go and re-apply their make-up?
- Pub Crawl (speaks for itself)
- Synchronised monging (how long can the atheletes last on just a Pot Noodle, some bum joints and a tub of Pringles)
- "Embarrassing pissed-bloke in club" dancing - a guaranteed winner with the laydeez, this event pitches the cream of spazz-dancing male talent from around the world.
- Long-distance Abba dancing - an event for the ladies and gays only - how long can they last dancing to awesome 70's Swedish Pop, before the DJ finally gets pissed off and puts on the Abba LP cuts that NO-ONE likes?
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