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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
PENGUINS DON'T LIVE IN MOTEHRFUCKING NORWAY.
they live with santa in antarctica fyi.
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What, you mean that Santa DOES exist? Dad Melly always told me that "Santa" couldn't haul ass across Times Square, let alone all round the world. Daaadd!
You know what this means? Tonight, I'll be breaking out the roast turkey, cranberry sauce, red wine and the quintessential Xmas album - Phil Spector's Angry Christmas:
